Joe's Stone Crab Restaurant

11 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

stephanie i. writes: Good crab. I've never had stone crab until I went to FLA. mmmm... almost makes me abandon my dungeoness. Almost.

And what about Joe's? Riiiight.

We'll let's just say that their crab is just like the men on South Beach...
Sweet and Meaty.

Bet you're…

Delano Hotel

1685 Collins Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Colin B. writes: Um, this review is more from sneaking into the hotel on New Year's Eve than actually staying in it - which never happened.  Ahhh, the college years - where all behavior is acceptable.

After attempting to hop the fence at another shwanky spot (and…

Versailles Restaurant

3555 SW 8th St
Miami, FL 33135

Elise M. writes: This is as close to heaven as I care to get.
Eating a medianoche (roasted pork, ham and swiss cheese on egg bread) at Versailles with my Abuelo is about as good as it gets. This lovely cornerstone of Cuban American culture is the standard to which…

The Setai

2001 Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Jeremy S. writes: Best "hotel" room I've ever stayed in, ever.

It wasn't really a hotel room, it was more of a drop dead gorgeous condo masquerading as a hotel room. I was in a 2 bedroom suite in the tower sharing my princely space with the bro. Ridiculous amenities…

Automatic Slim's

1216 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Cristina S. writes: The best place to go when you dont' want to deal with anything but loud music & good drinks.  Automatic Slims is small & as a homey as a bar with scantily-clad girls in plaid can be.
Become a regular & the bouncer lets you in with a hug.  Come after…

Prime One Twelve

112 Ocean Drive
Miami Beach, FL 33119

stephen l. writes: This was a really good steakhouse. I visited Miami for a wedding and my ex and I took the bride and groom to dinner here. The food was really good. As for the atmosphere, I liked it, it had a bit of a party feel. It was loud and the seating was close…

Pizza Rustica

667 Lincoln Road
Miami Beach, FL 33119

Sarah K. writes: Excellent gourmet pizza. Don't expect the New York style that is the SoBe standard. Lots of choices and speedy service.

The Shore Club

1901 Collins Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Athena C. writes: I  love the Shore Club! I wish I could permanently move in there.

The Shore Club is astonishing for its ambiance! The pool scene, regardless of season or time of day, is always fun & the attentive staff makes sure that you always have a mojito (or…

Nikki Beach Restaurant & Bar

1 Ocean Dr
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Adam X. writes: This takes a close second to the seating outside the viceroy in palm springs.

Alright, its the best... but... its hard to get there on sundays when you are completely hung from friday.

Cant wait to visit SB again. what an amazing playground.

Blue

222 Espanola Way
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Marcos R. writes: Mini club/bar.  Blue is like the little dog w/the big bark.  The sound there is always tremendous.

This place(like many that I review in the 3 0 5) is much more down to earth than your typical Miami night spot.  Actually this place leans towards the…

Puerto Sagua Restaurant

700 Collins Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Michael D. writes: It was Saturday night and I had not yet taken a drive around Miami on my own. I took my grandmother's Saturn ION out for a spin and I wound up on Collins and 7th Street. I saw the bright red neon lights of Puerto Sagua flickering and felt a rumble in…

SkyBar

The Shore Club
1901 Collins Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Maria A. writes: This is one of the best places to go on a nice, laid back night. These ropes are not difficult to get through. The guys at the door are usually nice.

And while Red Bar is cool, it's also often packed and especially near the front, so I suggest…

Barton G the Restaurant

1427 West Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Eddy A. writes: The presentation of the appetizers, entrees, and desserts as well as the SoBe atmosphere helps enhance the experience of this restaurant. it also totally makes up for its apparent weaknesses (they have a very stupid hostess working there, and food…

Gelateria Parmalat

670 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Sonia C. writes: I thought the gelato here was good - creamy, not too sweet, & reasonably-priced.  I also liked the brightly-lit, stainless steel atmosphere of this place.

I came here with a friend that had just returned from a Mediterranean vacation with the opinion…

Emeril's Miami Beach

1601 Collins Avenue
Loews Miami Beach Hotel
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Jeff W. writes: One of my golden rules is don't go to restaurants owned by TV personalities. But I was invited for lunch and didn't want to be a poor sport.

The weird thing is it was completely empty. An hour and a half later, there were only two occupied tables in…

Sushi Rock Cafe

1515 E Las Olas Blvd
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33301

Jaye V. writes: 3.75 Stars

Okay, so this is probably the best place for sushi in the Fort Lauderdale area.  There are many creative rolls that actually work (eel & strawberry & green apple, yum).  The ingredients are fresh, but the rolls are huge...so order less than…

The Clevelander

1020 Ocean Dr
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Kathleen R. writes: If you're under 30, single and in South Beach, stop by the Clevelander at least once.  You'll see the best and worst of the locals and Spring Breakers on display.  If you're a guy, apply excessive amounts of Axe body spray, and if you're a girl, hike…

B.E.D.

929 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Gretchen P. writes: Update in '08--i heard last night there there are new owners and while they have kept the bed concept, they've made other changes that I didn't think were improvements, like moving the DJ booth to the back. Sound was not the greatest anymore. And it…

Pacific Time

915 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

shelly p. writes: Pacific Time 915 Lincoln Road

Pacific Rim dining at its best is what you'll find at this chic dining spot on fashionable Lincoln Road. Everything on this menu is stellar and the impressive wine list accompanies the Asian fusion flavors notably.  From…

Crobar

1445 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Brendan R. writes: I have lost my mind in here so many times....

I just love  it.

when I look back upon the wasted years of my youth, I will remember Crobar Miami.

La Carreta Restaurant

3632 SW 8th St
Miami, FL 33135

Maria M. writes: Oh my God, we had so much food!

We were on our way to get a gift for a friend at Casa de las Guayaberas, and as soon as I saw the sign for this place, I yelled out "STOP THE CAR!!!"  Yes, I wanted my yucca fries.

And they were great, served with a…

Eleventh Street Diner

1065 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Mike V. writes: Still the best place for a quick lunch or a relaxed Sunday breakfast before the beach. Still a pain to park on Washington at the 'guarded' meters. Burger platter is my fav. for lunch and a good burger, reasonably priced. We go for Sun. Brkfast except…

Larios On The Beach

820 Ocean Dr
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Brandon C. writes: True Story:

I was alone in South Beach.  My friends got caught in a snow storm out of ORD (that's why I live in L.A.) and I found myself alone at the bar at Larios.  I'm throwing back a few mojitos and who walks in and sits down next to me?  Gloria…

Forge Restaurant & Lounge

432 W 41st St
Miami Beach, FL 33140

Ellis B. writes: We had a great meal.  The place is marvelous!  The owner took us into the wine cellar and we just toured around with our mouths ajar, drooling allover the musty temp controlled room.  The most expensive bottle is 165K, yes thats what I wrote.  It was…

Sushi Rock Cafe

1351 Collins Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

joseluis a. writes: 3 stars, i know. but i have a legitimate argument to back this up. i ordered a nabeyaki udon which is one of my favorites but sushi rock just didnt do justice to this delicious noodle soup. i was disappointed. fake crab meat, fake something else i…

Lime Fresh Mexican Grill

1439 Alton Road
Miami Beach, FL 33119

rachel c. writes: Being a surfer/party girl/ diver- this review is super revelvant.  I am a girl that knows where to find a good taco.

I have been exposed to the most fabulous $2 tacos of San Diego and SF post hiking and surfing bliss!!  As well Pink Taco of Las…

Carpaccio

9700 Collins Ave Ste 139
Bal Harbour, FL 33154

Maria T. writes: When I'm at Bally H., shopping it up, Carpaccio's my good ol' faithful feeding spot. There's a reason  this Italian restaurant been around for ions and it's because their food is both consistent and quick. The service is pretty solid, too. I probably…

Krispy Kreme Doughnut

590 N.E. 167th Street
Miami, FL 33162

Nancy K. writes: Must try them warm.  Good fast food doughnuts.

El Pub

1548 SW 8th St
Miami, FL 33135

Matthew M. writes: El Pub serves the best cafe con leche on calle ocho.  It is better than crack.

Tobacco Road

626 S Miami Ave
Miami, FL 33130

Karen S. writes: Tobacco Road is my favorite bar in Miami, it is also the oldest bar here so it has that worn in feeling which makes you wanna stay...This has been the home way from home for many musicians so it's got lots of character and history.

I love the fact…

Vizcaya Museum and Gardens

3251 South Miami Avenue
Miami, FL 33129

Nicole L. writes: I have never heard of Vizcaya until this trip to Miami. All I heard was some rich man decided to build this disgustingly huge villa on the 180 acres of land he bought. The entrance to the villa was quite grand with statues everywhere. The building…

Books & Books

933 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Coco C. writes: Books and Books has a great selection of interesting books to make you think. They have everything from the latest book bashing Obama to communist memoirs.  I love that the books aren't what I've already read or heard of.  The place is full of…

Biltmore Hotel & Resort

1200 Anastasia Ave
Coral Gables, FL 33134

Valentina D. writes: I'm giving this hotel four stars for one reason only. Okay, two. First, the absolutely stunning lobby and grounds.  Second, the sheets and bedding.  That's it.

Their staff has, as they say in Italy "la puzza sotto il naso" (stink under their nose).…

Club Deuce Bar & Grill

222 14th St
Miami Beach, FL 33139

dannebrog .. writes: pretty much all you can ask for in a dive bar/neighborhood joint. when you live in south beach and aren't much for the mansion's of the world, the deuce is the perfect place. and my first few visits there cemented my love for it...

first time i go to…

Lincoln Theatre

541 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Liz T. writes: 2 of the previous reviewers got a little confused.  this is not the movie theater on lincoln road...that's the regal south beach cinema 18 or something or other.  this, as JD stated, is a concert hall/theatre.  

yes, it's the home of the new world…

Pasha's

900 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

carina z. writes: I really wanted to like this place.  The prices were reasonable and the pictures on the menu looked pretty appetizing.

I don't know if it was the time of the day (3:00) or what, but there wasn't a hostess, so my husband and I and another couple…

American Airlines Arena

601 Biscayne Blvd
Miami, FL 33132

Shannon P. writes: Nice arena and seating. The parking is really hellish. Our waiter for the suites was terrible. Other employees in the Arena were very helpful and friendly though. I am hoping this game was just one bad experience since I know I will be back; but as…

Zeke's Roadhouse

625 Lincoln Rd
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Ciara L. writes: There are South Beach locals who manage to spend hundreds on a night out every week, who get all dolled up in designer wear and party at Mansion. And then there's me. Until I win the lottery, you'll find me at Zeke's, the best little beer bar in…